#Source: Caddicarus

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"Old Macdonald had a farm? What do you mean he "had" a farm? Where did it go??"

Serial designation J, while questioning the logistics of certain nursery songs and rhymes

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: The Wizard is a cu- the leader of our country.

Elphaba: And you can’t spell “country” without…”tree”.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

[on the phone]

Miranda: Emily, where are you?

Miranda: No, I didn’t say go to New Zealand. I said, go and get me new sealant.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *cheerfully* I have severe panic anxiety.

[theherosreturn]

"This is fine~...No!! Nothing's wrong here! It's just Crash with a sawn off shotgun!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE~! IT'S ALL GOOD~!"

Uzi, while playing a bootleg game where a beloved gaming icon now was wielding heavy firepower on her YouTube channel.

[bumpsyp1ains]

*whisper and surge are sent on a mission*

surge: huh. so this is what they call the mysterious ancient place

whisper: and you have a mysterious ancient face

surge:

surge: i didn’t insult you once today, why the FUCK-

[arwenkenobi48]

Sir Hiss: your highnesss, please don’t ssstart huffing and puffing

Prince John: don’t tell me not to start huffing and puffing, or I’ll start hissing and pissing!

[mysteriouslystrangeyeti]

Pumbaa: Timon, we're being contacted from beyond the grave. Timon: GEDDAFUCK OUTTA HERE!

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Daxter:Obviously you don’t want to be face to face with metal heads because they look a little gross, and they’ll kill you, that’s another, less important thing.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Cam:

Cam:

Cam:

Cam:

Cam:

Cam:

Cam, cheerfully: I have severe panic anxiety!

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"Is this game a shitpost? I'm actually convinced it is! Not just from the cover or the title but the back as well!"

Uzi, while reviewing the most obscure motion control games out there

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: I may not be stubborn...but I am extremely stubborn.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: Nobody could stop it! Not even Miranda! Andy: And she could stop a freight train by frowning at it!

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

They're Cookie's anger management pills, so I have no clue how REDACTED would be on those pills

Cookie: Taking my pills so that I don't murder you...

Cookie: Taking my pills so that I don't murder you...

Cookie: Taking my pills so that I don't murder you...

Cookie: Taking my pills so that I don't murder you...

Helen: Have you had your pills?

Cookie: Yes *turns to an intern* so I won't murder you

Intern: Who me?

Cookie: Yes, you!

Intern: *fearing for their life*

(8:29 pm, 12/29/2023)

^ [REDACTED] could use some of those pills too!

...and so could most of the hosts, actually.

[bumpsyp1ains]

barry, trying to introduce themself to lanolin: hello, i’m barry! and… you’re not

[arwenkenobi48]

Enmu: *singing creepily with an evil grin* the wheels on the bus go round and round, allll dayyy lonnng… *holds up a pair of pliers* because someone cut the brakes!